So at the cinema tonight

Me and Matt (flamate) went to see Rise of the Planet of the Apes. Great film,and I have to hold my hand up as when I first seen the trailer i thought it looked the biggest piece of shit I had seen…man was I wrong, and its only the directors' 2nd ever fiilm.

But that is not why I write. Me and matt were in the middle of the row in a busy cinema when this guy….no, this wanker, behind us is talking so fucking loud, obviously wanting to everyone around him to know his knowledge on film. Which was what actors have been in what film together and he made a lot of shit up.

Then the trailers come on and the trailer for Pedro Almodóvar’s new film “the skin i live in” comes on. I cant give any opinion on it, only the trailer did its job - it got me interested and looks like another great film as Almodovar (the first time was pasted from wiki) hardly ever goes wrong - classic film maker that makes strong, successful European films.

This wanker, after seein 2 clips says “this looks shit.” his friend says “but its Almodovar, he is amazing”

Wanker - “But the direction of the shots are terrible, i really dont like them” (he repeated this, loud as he could talk)

WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN!? ITS A TRAILER NOT THE WHOLE FUCKING FILM. AND YOU ARE TELLING ONE OF THE GREATEST DIRECTORS OF THE PAST 20 YEARS THAT HIS FILM HIS SHIT FROM A FEW TRAILERS - I MEAN FUCKING REALLY, WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU? AT LEAST WATCH THE FILM AND COME UP WITH MORE EXCUSES FOR THAT, OR SHOW ME YOUR GREAT FUCKING FILM

Really pissed me off. What pisses me off most is that he wanted everyone to hear him. Then he fake laughs loud when there is a reference to something in the film…yes, i seen it too, you dont hear me wanting everyone to know. Fuck.

Go see rise of the planet of the apes, but make sure you are in a seat you can escape from. Matt and myself were stuck between two fatties and couldnt move.